Everyone has a car so it's a no brainer to invest here.
We own basically all outstanding shares of FaceBook.
We like to gamble your money with our friends at other banks.
Handicapped, often referred to as technical support scammers.
The environment keeps us alive, so invest in yourself.
We helped Steve Jobs fund Apple with your money.
Paper planes are often an undervalued sector.
We funded the first ever trip to the moon in 1969.
How else are you going to get yourself a lamborghini?